Music and lyrics by Paul Nordquist
From the album, "Electric Green"
Welcome to my cheese shop
I hope you're fond of cheese
It's made of cultured demon milk
Which grows on nightmare trees
Cheese Shop of Horrors
Oh
Cheese Shop of Horrors
Oh
Swiss cheese is full of holes
As empty as your lives
These haunted hands unwrap your souls
And slice with pain-sharp knives
Cheese Shop of Horrors
Oh
Cheese Shop of Horrors
Oh
Have you got any cheddar?
No, no, no
Have you got any brie?
No, no, no
Have you got any blue cheese?
No, no, no
Have you got any goat cheese?
No, no, no
Have you got any munster?
No, no, no
Have you got any jarlsberg?
No, no, no
Have you got gorgonzola?
No, no, no
Have you got mozzarella?
No, no, no
Cheese Shop of Horrors
Oh
Cheese Shop of Horrors
Oh
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