Music and lyrics by Paul Nordquist
From the album, "Electric Green"
Old McDonald
Had a farm
He tried to keep it safe from harm
Five hundred cows
McDonald had
Then one by one they all went mad
With a mad cow here and a mad cow there
Here a cow, there a cow
Everywhere a mad cow
Old McDonald
Ran inside
He tried to find a place to hide
His zombie cows
Had gone insane
They'd all acquired a taste for brain
With a mad cow here and a mad cow there
Here a cow, there a cow
Everywhere a mad cow
We're not mad, we're not made
You're grievously moostaken
But try on this prion
It's exquisitely moosshapen
They cornered McDonald by the tractor
But one cow bumped the big machine behind her
It came to life and it attacked her
A brand new killer robot meat grinder (moo!)
And thus began
the cows' defeat
By the end of the day, they were all ground meat
Where are they now?
Well, they're around
In grocery stores in every town
With a mad cow here and a mad cow there
Here a cow, there a cow
Everywhere a mad cow
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