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Music and lyrics by Vance Lehmkuhl
From the album, "Garden Variety"
Got Milk?
Some people get confused
Got Milk?
If it was not produced
From cows
Then that word can't be used
That's Not Milk
The dairy men laid down the law 'bout other products trading off of their good name
"The Milk of human kindness is a precious brand and other drinks are not the same
They're not even in the game"
Got Milk?
Some people get confused
Got Milk?
If it was not produced
From cows
Then that word can't be used
That's Not Milk
Then word got out that we weren't built to handle all that protein and cholesterol
And BST and BGH and BSE soon forced another milk recall, and that wasn't even all
Cause then they found wanting milk was just a jones
That it could not protect you from broken bones
The thing called milk became something to avoid
With people annoyed, its good name destroyed
Got Milk?
Don't be confused today
Got Milk?
Cause if the cartons say
It's Soy
Don't worry, it's okay
That's Not Milk
(Or if it says Rice)
That's Not Milk
(Or if it says Tofu)
That's Not Milk
(Or if it's good for you)
That's Not Milk!
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